Mind of a Ninja Shirt

Not only are you a ninja, you have crafted your body into a fighting machine. A fighting machine powered by delicious, chocolatey snacks. You are one of the rare ones... with a "Mind of a Ninja, Body of a Manatee." Based on this strip, this shirt celebrates those of us who, like the ninja, stealthily attack the fridge...AND LIFE.
male, female - adult
$18.25 from The Topato Corporation

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