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Made from 100% Cotton this silver t-shirt features a classic image of Flash Gordon's (well everybody's really) nemesis Ming the Merciless proving once again that regardless of the future-tech socially speaking Mongo never truly got past the 1950's. The treatment of women on Mongo is a little...unseemly and Ming has enacted about 400 laws or so to make sure things stay that way. Law # 316- All women must upon request immediately rub Ming's feet. Law # 43- All women must be able to bake an extremely gooey chocolate chip cookie...or else have their fingers fed to the Kranklar Beast! Ah Mongo. A place of social deviance or......utopia?

This is an officially licensed Seinfeld product. This t-shirt features Kramer saying "These Pretzels are making me thirsty!"

This is an officially licensed Flash Gordon product. This t-shirt features Ming the Merciless saying "Go make me a sandwich!"

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I'm not entirely sure what this 50% cotton 50% polyester Darth Vader Daddy Dresses Me Kids 30Single T-Shirt is trying to say. Well I know what it is trying to say but I'm not entirely sure if a Vader costume is the most practical of things. I mean the voice is certainly awesome. Everybody should sound like James Earl Jones...all of the time. The Vader suit also looks a little bulky so I'm not sure if a child would not be picked last for dodgeball. On the pro side of things a child imbued with the Dark Side of the Force would probably make short work of bullies and to a lesser extent teachers. I know I used to Jedi Mind trick teachers all of the time back in the day! I didn't have any immensely sweet Darth Vader Daddy Dresses Me Kids 30Single T-Shirts though. None of my shirts were 30 single meaning they weren't as soft as a freshly shampooed Wookie.