Low Hit Points
I know what you're thinking: 'Does he have six hit points, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?
male, female - adult
male, female - adult
$9 from Far Out Shirts
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