They say Abe Lincoln';s ghost haunts several rooms of the Whitehouse. That';d probably be a pretty scary ghost. I mean, even when Lincoln was alive he looked like death warmed over. I don';t even want to imagine what he looks like dead. Think about it, though. If you didn';t know he was the most beloved president of all time, savior of the nation, emancipator of the slaves, he';d pretty much be the stuff of nightmares. Those sunken cheekbones. That freaky, dead-in-the-eyes gaze. His head practically looks like a skull to begin with. All you need is the eyepatch and crossbones and -- presto! -- Ghost Pirate Lincoln. Do you think Ghost Lincoln would wear his bowtie and tophat? I bet not. Maybe just for special occasions, like scaring important dignitaries.
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