Teenormous T-shirts

Yes! The Secretary of Education finally gets a t-shirt... No it's not Lamar Alexander it's Jefferson Pierce DC comics Black Lightning who served under our esteemed President Lex Luthor (best President...Ever!) who finally gets the respect he deserves and a t-shirt. The Black Lightning T-Shirt gets to the point the point of being a 100% cotton black t-shirt with Black Lightning on it. This shirt features the modern look of the JLA member and one time Outsider with Batman so anyone looking for a popped white collar and some puffy sleeves well you'll just have to wait.

Made from 100% Cotton this black youth-sized t-shirt features an image of Thor drawing upon the power of a storm lashed and lit by bolts of lightning filled with a silver-foil print! In about 12 seconds Thor is going to launch about 4000000000 volts of electricity through your trailer. Why? Because it's "anchored" to an ancient viking burial ground...in Mississippi or something. Yep. Anyway if you're a fan of Thor the comic book Thor the Movie or Thor the wheatcake mix this Thor t-shirt is for you (translation: your child).

Intimidating no? Well that's Batman all over so this Batman Junior Womens Lightning T-Shirt really gets that down. Really. Batman looming all back-lit by a massive lightning strike.... Is that thunder I hear or just some smack down on some local crims? This juniors cut tee is a quality 100% cotton shirt in a classic black of course.

So nice of Thor to protect them all from the rain and thunder. Wait doesn't he have some control over the weather? Maybe he's just doing it to be dramatic. Yeah that seems about right. You can't really be a god without some ego! Thor's profile pictures on the Facebook always have him cast in some lightning. Such a drama queen! If they ever erect a monument to Marvel let's hope that it looks like this 100% cotton t-shirt! Perfect for showing off all of Marvel's flagship characters. Mutants gods technology and super humans unite!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of the Batman perched atop a stone gargoyle lit by fissures of lightning splitting the skies above a Gotham silhouette. That's so nearly...noir. Batman likes to sit on a gargoyle and count the number of ways he can transform your legs into a soft pliable nougat. Hey that's what Batman does. This Batman t-shirt is great for....wearing. HAH!