Ha ha. You're dead That's you. What a sucker you are, to give in like that. You're wigglin with the worms now! Rolling around with the other tortured souls who've no doubt been offended in the afterlife but some stupid college kid. Ya dead and that's that!! No high school essays about your life's work. Only elementary science projects about how not to live life like you. Cus you're just dead. And that's that.

Is it a hug? A pat on the back? A display of friendship or of extreme regret? Seen prominently in this comic.

What makes a presidential candidate tick? We may never know, but studying his ancestry may give us a clue. This scientific diagram of Paramecium Barackobamarelia comes on a navy t-shirt and is guaranteed to change the way you dress.

There is peak oil and the atomic bomb and Joseph Stalin reborn as strange and vengeful weather patterns but there is also waking up in the morning hoping that the sink is not full of dishes, that there is enough milk for cereal and coffee, that pets or children have not vomited on our last clean pair of pants, that our closets remain shark-free.

The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year in which the island of Catan is being settled by its first visitors. In this time, the most precious substance in Catan are sheep. The sheep extends life. The sheep expands consciousness. The sheep is vital to settlement building.