Sir Mick Jagger. Sir Paul McCartney. Sir Elton John. All these guys have been knighted by the Queen. But is that the best we can do for a rock star knight? Talented performers, yes, but these dandified relics are not our idea of a knight. (Seriously, what';s Mick gonna do, prance you to death?) No, I';m talking, like, a real medieval knight in a full suit of armor, banging the drums. (Obviously he';d be the drummer -- that';s a given.) That would be dope. And just think of the sweet band names he could have: Knight Life, Knight Moves, Gentlemen Soldiers, Coat of Arms, Old Order (like New Order but old), Chivalry Is Dead. I mean, the list goes on. How come no one';s thought of this before?
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