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"The triple dog dare is a tricky thing. Refuse the dare, and you'll be forever branded a coward. Accept it, and you may require the assistance of the fire department! This charming ""A Christmas Story"" t-shirt features Ralphie looking on as Flick gets his tongue stuck to a frozen pole in one of the holiday classic's most memorable scenes. The movie logo is emblazoned on the back of the tee. Cream 100% cotton Officially Licensed More 'A Christmas Story' items: A Christmas Story Shirts"

The Bane Will Break You Kids T-Shirt is actually based off the immensely popular "Rocky III" movie in which Bane fights Sly Stallone in a no-holds bar wresting match and Bane ends up 'breaking' Stallone! Batman watched on mortified. Hey those Soviets know how to make themselves a super killing machine! No wait. That's not right. Bane was never in Rocky III! He was in Rocky V. Regardless of which Rocky movie he was in Bane was made famous for his 'breaking' of Batman and this fantastic 100% cotton Bane Will Break You Kids T-Shirt proudly expresses that idea. Bane isn't as mean as he appears to be - he actually moonlights at the "Build-a-Bear" shop in Gotham. Hey everybody needs a hobby!

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