If you don't buy this shirt... you will die in the swamps of sadness!

Jesus 'Cthulhu Fish' Elder God T-Shirt Given that we have two other Cthulhu inspired t-shirts on this site, for a total of three... it's true, we must have some sort of possession / obsession with HP Lovecraft's darling of the Elder God's... Cthulhu is simply the most fascinating monster, ever. We feel justified in bringing you yet another unusual homage to the most grotesque thing that should not be... so it should be no surprise that this one has a deeply religious context to it... alright, alright, I'll just say it... yes, we worship Cthulhu. *sigh* You happy? It's true, we're monster worshipping heathens that live only for the return of the sky-scraper sized, octa-tentacled, universe-altering Elder Gods (and we wouldn't be totally disappointed if Hellboy showed up too).

This Funny Pigment Dyed T-shirt is saying Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies and it's on an adult Piper Green Tee Shirt.An awesome pigment dyed shirt.Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL!

This Funny Pigment Dyed T-shirt is saying Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies and it's on an adult Plum Tee Shirt.An awesome pigment dyed shirt.Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL!

This Funny Pigment Dyed T-shirt is saying Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies and it's on an adult Olive Tee Shirt.An awesome pigment dyed shirt.Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL!