Listen, we need to talk. I think you';re great. A really sweet person. But I think we need some space for a while. I';m in a weird place in my life, and I';m just not ready to commit to a longterm relationship. It';s not you, it';s me. Oh, who am I kidding? It';s not me -- it';s you. It';s totally you. I mean, why would it be me? If it were me, then what would I do -- break up with myself? No, it';s clearly you. You are the problem. And as long as I';m being honest, I';m not in a "weird place in my life." I';m in a totally normal place. And I don';t need "some space for a while." I need to get away. From you. Permanently. And while I';m at it, you';re not even a sweet person. In fact, you';re kind of a dick. But I hope we can still be friends.
male, female - adult