Teenormous T-shirts

Did you know it is illegal to be within 100 metres of Sweden? It is. This is a shirt for people who live in Sweden or are aware of IKEA.

We've all had the talk. Your old man summons you to his chamber. He's back in the corner, chomping on a soggy cigar, a brandy snifter full of rum and Diet Mountain Dew in his hand. "Son," he grumbles, "you know what you need? A tee-shirt with a picture of a guy jumping a dirt bike over some crocodiles, and the guy is fixing to shoot the crocodiles with his bow and arrow." Some people said your old man was eccentric, even dangerous. But he had his moments.

From the tortured mind of Extreme Canadian history enthusiast Kate Beaton comes yet another extremely accurate t-shirt. Did you know that sometimes after people get that laser eye surgery to fix their bum eyeballs they will get fake glasses just to become more sexy? It's true.

PRINTED ON AN ORGANIC T-SHIRT! Before civilization invented synthetic machine weaves, the scattered population was plagued by pirates. The most feared band crossed the mighty planes on their dreaded sheep under a black flag: The Rogues of Wool. If you ever met them, the last thing you'd ever hear before your throat was cut would be the clicking of their knitting needles. Knit. Purl. Knit. Purl. One brave vulture once sailed with those dreaded brigands, and he lived to sing the song, He sails the fields on wooly sheep knit and purl to earn his keep! Dewey grass waves thick and deep, oh, Vachel, on the wooly sheep! Wear this shirt with pride, and let all know that knitters are a force to be reckoned with. Sea Shanty Strips � Sea Shanty Video

Are you tired of ordinary American Flags? Want something with a little more kick? My friend, you have come to the right place. Based upon this Overcompensating comic strip, the New American Symbol shirt is ready to represent what America means to you. Four years ago, the Freedom Eagle was flabbergasted. But now he has Hope again! Things are bad but they might get better. The New America Symbol has a familiar shape and fifty stars that represent the 50 wealthiest people in America. There are five stripes that represent the number of points on each star. Notice the Freedom Eagle's American teardrop -- he is either extremely angry or extremely proud. This is a type of Extreme Pride that says "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, foreigner, but I'm better than you. My country invented Batman."