In Case of Emergency, Commit Seppuku Here (Hooded Sweatshirt) -- Unisex
When you think of the samurai, you might think of their tendency to commit seppuku (a.k.a. harakiri) when the chips were down, and this wacky image is captured in our wildly popular T-shirt that reads "In case of emergency, cut here." Now we've got a great hooded sweatshirt version of this popular design that's great for the cooler months or for wearing at night, printed in an attractive khaki color. Like all our hoodies, this is carefully printed by our staff in San Diego using the softest 80-20 blends available, far better than the inferior 50-50 blends sold elsewhere. A great fleece feel you'll never want to take off! Available in size S-2XL. These hoodies are unisex and can be worn by both guys and girls. This is an original J-List hoodie, hand-silkscreened in J-List's San Diego office by our trained staff of T-shirt printers (not mass-produced in Asia). The hooded sweatshirt is printed with a "flash" layer below the design, to keep it from showing the shirt color, and heated at 33
male - adult
male - adult
$39.95 from Jbox
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