It seemed like a fun job... Psst, kid. I hear you're interested in flying a TIE Fighter for the Empire. Being one of the few TIE Fighter Pilots of my class still alive, let me tell you why that's a bad idea. For starters, these birds aren't built to last. Cantina jukeboxes are made of sturdier stuff. Sure, you got your crash webbing, your repulsor lift anti-gravity field, and your high-g shock seat, but none of those prevent you from taking a shot where it hurts. While you do have an ejection seat, if you want a better death, don't use it. Exploding is a quicker way to go. The "best" part? The near anonymity. At your funeral, people will say, "Wait... is this the service for DS-36-3 or DS-63-3? I always got those guys mixed up." What I'm trying to say is... there are better careers out there. Go join the Senate or something. Schematics for the Imperial TIE Fighter in black, red and white on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than
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