You like rubbing people the wrong way, and also rubbing them the right way. You rub them any way it takes to get them to relax and loosen up those muscles. There's a lot of stress in the world today and you're just the person to stand beside us, or behind us, or over us, pounding and kneading until we feel brand-new again. Here's a tee or hoodie to throw on your back when you want to look and feel great.