Teenormous T-shirts

Come on, admit it. You're the smartest person you know. Of course you don't *actually* have to be a genius to wear this shirt. Little Johnny could have the IQ of a grapefruit and still have enough neurons to purchase this fine garment. Then, when Johnny's mom puts on the shirt for him, the world will come to think of him in a different light. Sure little Johnny might think an asymptote is a swear word, but, hey, read the shirt, he's with genius - so maybe it is. We might even go so far as to suggest wearing this shirt will make you smarter. Think about it. Just wearing this shirt may very well change the perception about your genius, and, in this day and age, frequently perceptions are more powerful than reality. See Y2K and the PSP for some recent examples. So, in a way, this shirt can actually change how smart you are by changing how smart other people, whether dumb or smart, think you are. Sheer genius! You can't lose! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'I'm
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