I’m Not Afraid of Microsoft

Rid your life of fear from the multinational corporate powerhouse called Microsoft with the help of the sleek and sensible Apple IIe. Discontinued because leaping buffalo were madly attracted to the blood inside. Good thing the Terminator is their shepherd.
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