I'll Make The Ocean My Home T-Shirt

I only ever made concerted efforts to run away from home twice as a kid. The first time I got hungry after 10 minutes and turned my bike around. The second, I was really just accompanying my friend Pepe on his own escape, but we only made it as far as the McDonald's up the street. This little urchin (get it?) has grander plans involving foam, waves, and cuddly squid! She's definitely going placesnamely, the bottom of the sea. From guest artist Hidden Eloise, this illustration is perfect for when you just want to run away. This design may also be available as an infant body suit, hoodie or organic t-shirt.
male, female - adult
$24.99 from Ex-boyfriend

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