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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... It';s is a really bad time for the universe. Rebel spaceships are battling Darth Vader, who can strangle people to death by simply flipping them the bird. He lives in the DEATH STAR, which kind of looks like a giant AT&T logo. (Not really sure what it does though.) Hmmm, let';s see... Oh, Princess Leia. She puts a hologram inside R2D2, who then delivers the message to... Han Skywalker. I';m pretty sure they';re brother and sister, but maybe you';re not supposed to know that yet. Wait, are the ewoks in this one? I can';t remember. Why is it called "Episode IV"? Isn';t this the first one? Ah, screw it, I';ve never seen Star Wars. And I';m proud to say it.

Made from 100% Cotton this red Star Wars T-Shirt features images of Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper both contemplative as they decide whether or not to simply incinerate you now or staple you to the Death Star cannon! The lucky rebel gets instant incineration! This particular Star Wars t shirt is a bit softer than most tees and has a slimmer fit so please mind the measurements Stormtrooper enthusiast! Now do you know what that crazy Japanese lettering to the right of the illustration means? Maybe "Vader plus one equals extra evil?" No!? I think the words "Star Wars" might be in there somewhere. Or Mazinger Z. Not really sure.

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