Merry X-Mas T-Shirt. Merry Christmas, heres your gift... I hope you like it! All wrapped up and packaged to please it's a......... Oooo. How ever you like to say merry christmas people will love this shirt. Nothing says happy holidays like a wiener wrapped in a ribbon!

Merry X-Mas Hoodie. Merry X-Mas T-Shirt. Merry Christmas, heres your gift... I hope you like it! All wrapped up and packaged to please it's a......... Oooo. How ever you like to say merry christmas people will love this shirt. Nothing says happy holidays like a wiener wrapped in a ribbon!

“Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?” christmas, xmas, x mas, funny, retro, clark griswold, family christmas, holiday, christmas vacation, 1980s

Who doesn't hate the cards? let everyone konw you hate the cardinals with this I hate the cards t shirt

This is an officially licensed Raiders Of The Lost Ark product. This t-shirt features Indiana Jones saying "Snakes!? I Hate Snakes!"