Teenormous T-shirts

Your Motto: If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it. DIY may be all the rage now, but you've been doing it all your life. You took apart your Barbie dolls to see how their joints were hinged. You extruded various products from your Play Doh Barbershop to gauge their elasticity and comparative drying times. Today you have knitting callouses alongside your soldering iron scars, war-wounds from your modding days. Old issues of Make Magazine and ReadyMade line your Ikea Hacker coffee table, filled with projects in temporary stasis just waiting for you to take them on. Cotton black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt with the phrase 'I void warranties' on it front and center. Beneath the phrase are nine different types of screwdriver heads - including Clutchead, Hex, Bristol, Robertson Square-Tips and Torx! Note that this is a slightly distressed print, which means it is intentionally aged, missing a few bits of ink here and there.

All Sizes Void Warranties Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in case it's hungry. Somewhere along the way, some folks grow out of this habit (good news for the DVD player). And then there's the rest of us. If you're growing your own little tinkerers, techies, builders, hackers, fabricators, decontructionists, DIY enthusiasts, makers, bakers, or even candlestick makers, you need this shirt for them. Cause you know from personal experience that they can void warranties with the best of them. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt with the phrase "I void warranties" on it front and center. Beneath the phrase are nine different types of screwdriver heads - including Clutchead, Hex, Bristol, Robertson Square-Tips, and Torx!

Your Motto: If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it. You may call yourself a tinkerer, a techie, a builder, a hacker, a fabricator, a decontructionist, a DIY enthusiast, a maker, a baker or even a candlestick maker. You have a compelling desire to understand how something works. You aren't content with LED status lights and plastic casings - you *need* to see the wiring and to understand which types of integrated circuits are being used (digital or mixed signal?). Your fingers show soldering iron scars. You have a shoebox filled with capacitors and inductors. You know how to build it back bigger, better, and stronger. But most importantly, you void warranties. And you're damn good at it. 100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt with the phrase 'I void warranties' on it front and center. Beneath the phrase are nine different types of screwdriver heads - including Clutchead, Hex, Bristol, Robertson Square-Tips and Torx! Note that this is a slightly distressed print, which means it

You got beat by a girl. We aren't exactly sure where the term "pwn" came from. Perhaps it was a mistype of "own", it may have even been an abbreviation for "power own". Who ultimately cares? What's important is to realize that,to gamers everywhere, pwn effectively means "you have been defeated in a most humiliating way". And now, it's the ladies turn. Women of the world, it is time to let the boys know that you're players too! You make up a whopping 38% of the gaming community. And that's no laughing matter. So ThinkGeek would like to make a quick shout out to all you lady gamers out there with this choice garment. Let the boys know that you can play just as hard and well as them. Stretchy and fitted black babydoll tee with "I pwn boys" written on the front in red and white.

Full Disclosure It's better to be safe than sorry. Give fair warning with your own pre-printed disclosure unmentionables. You could say you're "briefing" your Significant Other on the situation. Let's face it: if they've gotten far enough to read the warning, it isn't likely to stop them, but it sure will elicit a few chuckles. And it's said that a sense of humor is one of the most attractive things about the opposite sex. Personally, we go more for the size of the library and the speed of the processor. These panties fit low on the hips. They're the same style as our HTTPanties, if you have a pair of those. They're 100% cotton, soft, comfortable, and stretchy. And they have full coverage in the back. They come in two varieties: "I'm blogging this." which goes nicely with the matching shirts and "Warranty Void If Removed", which pairs up nicely with our "i void warranties" shirt. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in