I used to wonder why gamers love dragons. But now I know: it's because only gamers are delusional enough to think that an immortal fire-breathing dinosaur can be slain. At least Minion iamdeadfish isn't fooled. After all the gamers run off and get eaten by dragons, he will calmly gather their treasure, add it to the pile he won from the Design Arcade, and live like Smaug the rest of his days.
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