Attitude - I Pretend to Work

From Pontus Madsen's Softa designs. No use hiding it anymore, be proud of it!

As seen on The IT Crowd! Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about the subtle benefits of DDR memory when some ignoramus walks up to you and starts asking you which aisle the Internet is on? Or maybe he says something like, 'how do i watch the latest movies on my MP3 player?' If you didn't have this t-shirt, you would have to waste valuable breath telling this guy to bug off and find another hole to crawl in.. This shirt also works well when you are at the office playing Quake or Counterstrike instead of working on those TPS reports. Dunno what i'm even doing writing this little description here seeing as how I don't work here either. Oh Well. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt with phrase 'I don't work here' on the front and center..

"Lucky To Work Here T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Trust Me I'm A Doctor? to ?Thats Mr. Asshole To You?. How about a t-shirt that says ?I Scored High On My Drug Test? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. On the front of this shirt it says ""Tell Me Again How Lucky I Am To Work Here (I Keep Forgetting)"""

Tell Me Again How Lucky I Am To Work Here (I Keep Forgetting), You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this White Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.