This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. Shirt features Stewie as Scarface and says "Who do I trust? Me!"

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. This t-shirt features Stewie Griffin saying "I've stopped listening, why haven't you stopped talking?"

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. T-shirt has an image of Stewie bent over and looking backwards with text: "Spank me I've been a bad boy." In all likelihood he's hiding a gun in his overalls so be careful - this might be a trick.Memorable Stewie moment: "Hmm... The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom. You're saying I must return to face this man in white myself. So be it. As for you, kind sage, I only hope my heartfelt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!!" - from Family Guy episode Chitty Chitty Death Bang.

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. I'm sure Stewie has told many people that they suck, but one time stands out in Family Guy history. In episode To Live and Die in Dixie the Griffin family has been placed in the witness protection program and sent down to the deep South. Upon opening a closet in their new house Jeff Foxworthy is inside and delivers a horrible joke: "You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack." Stewie immediately dishes out a "YOU SUCK" and slams the door.Memorable Family Guy episode quote: "Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinking' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news." - Scary Old Man on Griffin answering machine.

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. This t-shirt features Stewie saying "Good news, I've decided not to kill you"