Wait, where';s my bike? I thought I parked it where that mangled tire is sitting. Huh? Nah, son, that can';t be it. Wait... Maybe that is it. Oh, f**k, that';s totally it! I forgot about the stupid quick-release! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!! What do I do? Should I call 9-1-1? They must have a hotline or something for this, right? F**k dude, that was a $500 frame! How was I supposed to know that leaving it outside of Frenchy';s Adult Superstore overnight was a bad idea?? What am I, psychic? All I know is, if I see some crackhead homeless dude riding around on a custom Schwinn Paramount Series 8, I';m gonna totally bum rush his ass. Mark my words, dude.
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