I Failed the Turing Test

Artificial Intelligence > Natural Stupidity > Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi, Eliza. > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * This new shirt we're printing. > I see. * No, actually, you don't. Unless you have some sort of spycam in my office. *peers around suspiciously* > We were discussing you, not me. * Actually, I think we are discussing you. You're sort of the topic of the shirt. > What makes you think I am the topic of the shirt? * It's about artificial intelligence and the possibility that some humans could be mistaken for A.I. > Can you elaborate on that? * It's a clever spin on the Turing test, which typically is used to see if an A.I. can fool someone into thinking it's human. > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * No, I don't suspect you do. Yet. One day, little artificially intelligent entity. One day. "I failed the Turing test." printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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