Haha, yes! I will go out on a limb here and say that this is perhaps THE ONLY SHIRT YOU'LL EVER NEED TO WEAR AGAIN. The sweat balls coming from the pork chop combined with the over-eager smile add, I think, a certain 'je ne sais quoi'. You could really become a popular dude in this shirt! They're printed on aquatic blue Hanes Beefy-Ts for men, and on (slightly lighter) baby blue Bella babydolls. The design is about 5 inches by 9 inches. --Ryan

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