Hunter S. Giraffe

If Hunter S. Thompson were to come back to life as an animal, we think he would be a giraffe. We';re really can';t explain why -- it just seems to fit. Something about a giraffe';s face and weird appearance just says "Gonzo" to us. And they both have kinda jittery personalities. Plus, they obviously both like to get high -- ha! (OK, dumb joke.) So here we have "Hunter S. Giraffe." This guy looks ready for a psychedelic roadtrip across the savanna! Maybe he';ll hop in his convertible with his sidekick/lawyer baboon, all the while fighting off visions of bats as the ether and mesculine take effect. But are the bats real or imagined? This is the wilderness, after all. I guess there';s no point in mentioning the hyenas. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
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