Hulk Pump It Up Junk Food T-Shirt
Hulk want to PUMP....YOU UP! Hulk Hans and Franz have recently teamed up to create an exercise video aimed at releasing one's inner rage and frustration into explosive muscles and stamina. Unfortunately the Hulk as always was far too into it and ended up tearing Hans and Franz in half like a phone book. It has become increasingly difficult for the Hulk's agent to find anybody willing to work with him so in retrospect the Hulk decided to go it solo. This new video is responsible for the creation of the likes of Vin Diesel Randy Couture and Brock Lesner. That was about 15 minutes into the intro! Maybe the video throws off bands of gamma radiation? Either way this extremely fine intensely soft 100% cotton t-shirt comes from Junk Food and one thing about Junk Food is that they do not mess around! Limited quantity and exceptional quality get one now or you'll be left in the dust girly-man!
male - adult
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