Teenormous T-shirts

This licensed Star Trek t-shirt has detailed instructions on how to perform a Vulcan nerve pinch.1. Sneak up behind a "volunteer"2. Place hand over the trapezius nerve bundle at the base of the neck.3. Apply generous amounts of pressure until volunteer faints. Adult - Carolina Blue T-ShirtThe t-shirt being modeled is an Adult Medium.

Description This Star Trek t-shirt features Communications Officer Uhura, unable to make out a message, which is why she's thinking "Say What?!".

Description This Star Trek t-shirt features Dr. "Bones" McCoy, Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock in the Enterprise's transporter. Kirk is ordering Scotty to, "Beam Me The Hell Outta Here!"

Description This Star Trek t-shirt features the profiles of Mr. Spock, Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy and Scotty, boldly going where no man has gone before.

Description Captain Kirk must have seen "Lazy Sunday" too many times. This Star Trek t-shirt features Captain Kirk and the line, "The trouble with tribbles: They're Crazy Delicious".