"Dr. House doesn't know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor's most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton juniors t-shirt: ""Everybody lies."" Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends. Charcoal 100% lightweight cotton Fitted Junior Fit More House items: House Merchandise"

"Dr. House doesn't know why patients lie, he just assumes they all do! One of the good doctor's most oft-spoken maxims is emblazoned on the front of this lightweight cotton t-shirt: ""Everybody lies."" Think of it as a friendly warning to your friends. Charcoal 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise"

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House Lies T Shirt This is an officially licensed House t-shirt.