This is the weird little hand from Half-Price Handjobs that Gabe put in there because he is weird. 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in black. White graphic and text printed on the front. Penny Arcade logo on the back in white.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of a flattened Spiderman mask! Either that or it's the dreaded...Spider-signal! AHHHH! Have I mentioned that the Fantastic Four is just now taking a relaxing carriage ride through Central Park? Does is not strike you as odd that someone...some IDIOT...is signaling Spiderman when the FF are obviously free and more than ready to offer a helping hand to those either lodged between multi-dimensional trap doors or bystanders being snacked upon by the spawn of Annihilus and the Puppet Master! Ahem. This Spiderman t-shirt is 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer and a bit more form fitting!

Helping White Men Dance, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this White Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

Help! I'm On The Computer And I Can't Get Off, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this White Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

Beer Helping White Guys Dance, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this Black Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.