Hang In There
Chin up, little guy! Hang in there! Everything';s gonna be OK! Because you';ve got determination. You';re a sloth, dammit! Forget what they say you';re the most determined animal on Earth. You';re like nature';s version of the freaky kid in school that all the bullies pick on. You';re slow as molasses a sitting duck in dodgeball. You';ve got that freaky "Edward Scissorhands" thing going with the toes. You probably pick your nose a lot. And somehow you';ve always wearing that weird, self-satisfied smile. Yes, you';ve got "outcast" written all over you. But somehow you manage to keep on truckin';. Or crawlin';, anyway. And like most freaks, you';ve figured out what you';re good at. In this case, blending into trees and eating really slowly. And now you';re comfortable with who you are. You';ve got inner peace. If you were a person, you';d probably have a tattoo that said, "True 2 Myself" or something awesome like that.
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