Being a smuggler during an oppressive reign from a galactic empire can become kind of lucrative but it is also really dangerous! You may be flying around in your sweet star ship and suddenly the authorities want to board your ship; of course your first instinct is going to be drop the contraband and get the hell out of there! Wait a tick isn't that giant slug called Jabba the Hutt going to be angry? Suppose we will deal with that tomorrow--not like he's going to over-react and want to turn you into something that belongs on a coffee table as a conversation piece. That would just be plain mean. This 100% cotton t-shirt is perfect getting that first shot in against assassins or bounty hunters!
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