Teenormous T-shirts

Halo Wars March T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Halo Wars t-shirt.

Halo Wars Scene T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Halo Wars t-shirt.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features Master Chief and his fellow Spartan soldiers armored up and ready to move at the behest of your terrible strategizing in the hit HALO spin-off game HALO wars! You enjoy playing your kid sister in HALO wars because really if it isn't pink or doesn't have a lot to do with horses she won't care enough to repel your 3 pronged attack! HAH! Anyway this HALO t-shirt is absolutely for those who like to plan a bit before things go KER-BLAMMMADOOO!!

Halo Wars T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Halo Wars t-shirt.

Crafted of Sith-imbued 100% cotton this Star Wars Darth Vader Death March T-Shirt finds your lack of faith disturbing. Darth Vader has given the command for everybody to just sit back and watch him take you to pound town. Those two stormtroopers in the back are taking bets on how long you make it Stormtrooper Jeffery has you lasting 5 seconds while Stormtrooper Franklin says 10 seconds. Either way things aren't going to bode well for you. That is uness you pick this shirt up. If you're wearing this shirt and Darth Vader is about to Force Grip you he'll think he's looking into a mirror and keep walking. That's style and safety baby!