Teenormous T-shirts

Halo Distressed Tan T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Halo t-shirt.

Halo T-Shirt This is an officially licensed XBox Halo t-shirt.

I bet you've seen those faux Tuxedo t-shirts before and you thought to yourself how you really like that concept but you don't like tuxedos to begin with. You like stomping the Flood and/or Covenant in! Stupid aliens. Stupid alien hive minds. Give me your energy blades and keep on walking! Oh sorry about that. I was looking at the 100% cotton HALO Spartan Costume T-Shirt which combines that 'fake tuxedo' shirt look with something you're a bit more comfortable with - Master Chief's armor! Yeah time for field goal kicking some of those little buggers.

Do you dream at night of protecting humanity? Do you crave the black expanse of space? Do you want to twist the head off hostile aliens and spike them into the ground? Do you want to dance with the Flood among a 6 sided ring of fire? Well then you might be the product of the SPARTAN program! Sometimes you just gotta grow some super soldiers right? You got the shirt from the goodie bag when you graduated right? Oh you didn't? That's a shame! We can help you out though with the 100% preshrunk cotton HALO Spartan Logo T-Shirt! Now everybody will know that you've been bred for heroic gun-play and an overdeveloped sense of survival.

Hey there citizen of the Future! It looks like you need a vacation. How about visiting the remote planet of Reach? It is really getting out there and is a perfect retreat for the overwork individual! Activities on this lovely planet include aggressive cardio work outs active dodging and evasion fire ranges in any direction and exotic and alien fauna and flora! Did we mention that the fauna and flora might be taking shots at you? Well you might want to bring an extra shirt then. We might suggest the 100% cotton Halo UNSC Logo T-Shirt. It comes from our awesome sponsors of space defense the United Nations Space Command! They mostly fly around with admiral hats on. Mostly.