Damn aliens! Why must they always pick on us humans? Oh because our 'ancestors' created the HALOs and we have the potential to wipe out the universe. Well I suppose we do come up with inventive ways of spreading destruction. Covenant learned that out the hard way...they should have attacked us while we were still building pyramids or drawing Mona Lisas. They had to wait till we started colonizing planets and had all sorts of cool weapons. Bad move on their part! This 100% cotton t-shirt is somewhat Flood resistant and makes your shield recharge faster. I think. The point is you'll look good in a Warthog.

Superman is really into metal. Everything in the Fortress of Solitude is either made of icy crystals or cold rugged metal! He spends a lot of time listening to death metal and doing a lot of headbanging...specially during that little time frame after he came back after his 'death'. You know when his hair was all long and he started wearing a lot of black! Oh the 90s. Regardless this bombastic 100% cotton Superman Red Chrome Metal Symbol T-Shirt is yet another variation of the classic Superman symbol - this one is for the metal heads!

Made from 100% cotton and maybe just a smidgen of chrome. Okay there is no metal in this t-shirt so you don't need to worry about getting held up at customs but on the flip side of that you won't be able to use this as an improvised bullet proof jacket either. Hey you win some you lose some! At least you'll have a great Batman Chrome Metal Symbol T-Shirt showing off the symbol everybody knows in a nice shiny metal look! Pretty hardcore eh?

I bet you've seen those faux Tuxedo t-shirts before and you thought to yourself how you really like that concept but you don't like tuxedos to begin with. You like stomping the Flood and/or Covenant in! Stupid aliens. Stupid alien hive minds. Give me your energy blades and keep on walking! Oh sorry about that. I was looking at the 100% cotton HALO Spartan Costume T-Shirt which combines that 'fake tuxedo' shirt look with something you're a bit more comfortable with - Master Chief's armor! Yeah time for field goal kicking some of those little buggers.

Do you dream at night of protecting humanity? Do you crave the black expanse of space? Do you want to twist the head off hostile aliens and spike them into the ground? Do you want to dance with the Flood among a 6 sided ring of fire? Well then you might be the product of the SPARTAN program! Sometimes you just gotta grow some super soldiers right? You got the shirt from the goodie bag when you graduated right? Oh you didn't? That's a shame! We can help you out though with the 100% preshrunk cotton HALO Spartan Logo T-Shirt! Now everybody will know that you've been bred for heroic gun-play and an overdeveloped sense of survival.