Description This Chuck Norris Shirt explains just how rare Chuck likes his meat. He likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.   

Description This Chuck Norris shirt proves the mathematical theory that the square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Also, if you multiply Chuck Norris by Pi, you get a roundhouse kick.   

Description This Chuck Norris shirt states the fact that Chuck Norris Spelled Backwards Is "Extreme Pain".   

Description This Chuck Norris shirt features the resolution diagram for Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock... and Norris. For those of you that don't know the rules: Scissors cut paper, Paper covers rock, Rock crushes lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, Scissors decapitate lizard, Lizard eats paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, Rock crushes scissors and Chuck Norris Defeats All!    For those of you that don't know the rules: Scissors cut paper, Paper covers rock, Rock crushes lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, Scissors decapitate lizard, Lizard eats paper, Paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, Rock crushes scissors and Chuck Norris Defeats All! ' />

Description This Chuck Norris shirt features a photo of his head surrounded by the phrase "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe He holds air hostage".