OK, so there';s no life on Mars. Or at least no green guys with pulsating brains running around. In fact, there might not even be a drop of liquid water. So what? We still want to go! And we don';t mean sending a glorified erector set to push around some dirt and call it a day. No, we want to visit Mars. Seriously, how come this little Mars Rover gets to hang out there but not us humans? Sure, he';s charming in a "Johnny Five" from Short Circuit kind of way, but that';s no reason he should have free reign over an entire planet. Let';s just do this already. We know the technology is still years -- maybe decades -- away, but can';t we just find a shortcut? Isn';t there, like, a wormhole we can take or something? If the movie Total Recall is right (and we can only assume it is), we';re supposed to have a civil war on Mars by 2084. Let';s get going, people!
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