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Green Lantern Violet Lantern T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Green Lantern t-shirt.

You'd think with all of that purple and green that this particular t-shirt would be for the Joker...however you would be wrong! This fantastic 100% cotton t-shirt features everybody's favorite 'emerald gladiator' Green Lantern Hal Jordan. The Green Lantern Toddler Green Hal T-Shirt is perfect for your little harbinger of great will power. How else do you think they can so effectively ignore your pleas to clean up their room or eat their veggies or to go to bed on time? Yes the emerald light certainly provides a degree of clarity and it is certainly a lot more potent than riddilin! Those Guardians knew what they were doing when they decided to collect solid willpower though I'm not sure if they ever meant to tether it to a Green Lantern Toddler Green Hal T-Shirt. At least this t-shirt is immensely soft and of way higher quality than a normal t-shirt. Oh well!

Who would have thought that the ladies would be into a superhero known for his command of willpower? That will power probably involves thinking about baseball....and then making a giant hard light construct of a baseball stadium! The ladies do like...flashy things and guys with a bit of confidence. Not too much or else you end up like Sinestro but just enough...like Green Lantern Hal Jordan! That guy gets all the ladies...and leaves most of them Star Sapphires. This great 50% cotton 50% polyester Green Lantern Green Light Junk Food T-Shirt is INSANELY soft and comes from ultra t-shirt maker Junkfood. That means this puppy is high quality and of limited supplies! There can only be like 2400 Green Lanterns at any given time and this shirt will not search out the next closest sentient being of sufficient qualities.

Made from 100% Preshrunk Cotton we have the Green Lantern Green Lettered Logo Red T-Shirt! Check out the Green Lantern Logo! It's on fire! FI-YAH! This Green Lantern Green Lettered Logo Red T-Shirt also features the old school Green Lantern Power Battery.....crank not included. BWAH HAH HA! FIYAH!

There are various colored spectrums of power pulsing just underneath the surface of existence. Green the color of pure willpower was harnessd by the Guardians of the Universe to protect all sentient life. Red the color of Rage was drawn from life's seeping under-dimensions to spread the taint of hatred and anger. Here with the Green Lantern Red Lantern T-Shirt we have one of the newly emerging spectrum corps and the sigil of their disposition. The Red Lanterns do not enjoy ice-cream. The Red Lanterns only enjoy..........Blood-cream!