Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features that super-keen-neato Green Lantern Symbol! As a Green Lantern you've spent time creating green hard-light "For Sale" signs and placing them in the front yard of your insane geriatric neighbor's home. It's funny to watch from outer space when strangers knock on her door wanting to see the place. She mews like a cat this woman. Of course you can't hang out in Earth's orbit all day looking at your neighborhood through a giant green telescope! As a Green Lantern you have a space sector to protect and....well you would like to be able to go home and use the garbage disposal without having her quack like a duck or throw plates at the wall! Wear the t-shirt. And it's ok to abuse the power a bit and create a giant green squirrel to rummage through her garbage!
male - adult