Good is Dumb

Lone Starr Shot First Spaceballs is one of our favorite films here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ for when we just need to zone out. It's one of the few science fiction films in which there is no thought required, yet we catch something new every time we see it. Okay. Maybe not every time now that we've seen it one billlllllion times. But it's still a lot of fun. May the Schwartz be with you. *covers crotch* "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb. - DH" handwritten in white ink on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. Just be grateful we didn't go straight to plaid.
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