Good Actors Get The Clap
You've packed the house on opening night. The unwashed masses have been waiting months for your premiere. Now they fill the theater like cream in a Twinkie. The only empty space is the desparate loneliness in your heart. (Let's face it...you've been working so hard lately that you've hardly had time for romance.) With deep focus and unyielding determination, you deliver your lines like a postal worker with Asperger's. (Btw, you were playing the role of a postal worker with Asperger's, so good job.) You make your final bow to the roaring thunder of applause and sometimes piercing shrill of whistles. Oh look at that...you have some hot fans in the front row giving you the eye. You invite them to the after-party. (We all know how theater parties go down, don't we?) Tonight was your night. Tonight, you will no longer be lonely. Tonight, you got the clap. (I told you they were unwashed masses, sheesh.)
male, female - adult
male, female - adult
$15.00 from Conch Tees
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