Girafe Crush Shirt

"This looks like the kind of guy I can just chill with," thought the giraffe. She paused momentarily to check her teeth on the polished undercarriage of a passing aircraft. As she began to make her advance upon the unsuspecting male, her cell-phone alarm clock began to blare a MIDI version of 'Burning Down The House', a reminder for her upcoming appointment for lasik surgery.
male, female - adult
$18.75 from The Topato Corporation

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