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Listen, Captain, all this nautical mumbo jumbo you';ve been telling us is really interesting, but let me spare you the trouble. Really, I';m just here for the booze. No offense. I';m glad to know about "tacking" and "jibing" and "basic flotation integrity." All that crap is great. But the truth is, I wouldn';t know a keelboat from a cruise ship. I just wanna get out there on the Bay and chug a few cold ones while watching the sunset. I think I probably speak for everyone in this Sailing Certification class when I say let';s cut to the chase and get this party started! So whadda ya say? Yes, I';ll leave. This has been a terrible booze cruise anyway.

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