GI Joe 'I Saw Her First!' 30 Single T-Shirt
GI Joe 'I Saw Her First!' 30 Single T-Shirt is made from 100% cotton and warms the very cackles of my heart. Why? Because nothing is more soul quenching then seeing two adult ninjas just ripping into each other. Sure there's a hottie at the bar that was making googly eyes at both of Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow but their hatred for each other runs very deep. It all started with the original Super Mario Brothers. Snake Eyes wanted to be Mario but instead he got Luigi! From that day on Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes were locked in perpetual struggle. Not quite sure if this soft GI Joe 'I Saw Her First!' 30 Single T-Shirt quite conveys that but it gets pretty close. I think.
male - adult
male - adult
$21.99 from Superhero Stuff
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