Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features classic art taken straight off the packaging from two of your favorite GiJoe action figures: Snake eyes and Storm Shadow! Man I used to take Snake Eyes and....I used to have him beat the crap out of like 12 Cobra guys at once. He would...he would snap their little necks invert their little "swivel-grip" elbows and spin-kick 5 guys into the blades of an oncoming Tomahawk (includes Lift Ticket action figure)! Then Storm Shadow shows up like he's gonna' put a stop to all that slaughter but then...he gives Snake Eyes a hug and Timber a strip of bacon! That's right they're Ninja brothers and this week...they're getting along! Oh man....the memories. If you find yourself responding to this particular sort of reminiscing this t-shirt could be made ....just for you. And OH! It's made with a higher 30 single thread count making it a softer-than-average t-shirt!

GI Joe 'I Saw Her First!' 30 Single T-Shirt is made from 100% cotton and warms the very cackles of my heart. Why? Because nothing is more soul quenching then seeing two adult ninjas just ripping into each other. Sure there's a hottie at the bar that was making googly eyes at both of Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow but their hatred for each other runs very deep. It all started with the original Super Mario Brothers. Snake Eyes wanted to be Mario but instead he got Luigi! From that day on Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes were locked in perpetual struggle. Not quite sure if this soft GI Joe 'I Saw Her First!' 30 Single T-Shirt quite conveys that but it gets pretty close. I think.

Believe it or not this 100% cotton Cobra Distressed Symbol Black 30 Single T-Shirt is slowly driving my co-workers slowly insane. Not because this t-shirt oozes insanity but because the operations manager and I have been shouting 'COBRA (cobra)' at each other for at least 6 hours. I'm not even kidding either. We're singing the freakin' Cobra theme song to anything that follows the sound of COBRA - so far we've managed to fit YO-DA and GOB-LIN in there. Check back in a few weeks and we'll probably have a few more. Anyways this fantastic Cobra 30 Single T-Shirt features the terrifying visage of the Cobra Organization and may cause certain weak willed GI Joes to cower in their under-roos. This shirt is also has a 30 single thread count meaning it is way more soft than those sissy Joe shirts!

If Spiderman can do what Spider can then does he do all of the really annoying things that come associated with spiders? Does he spend his days webbing up my basement by the water heater? Does he capture bugs and save those tasty little morsels for later? Does he scare the bejezus out of people? Does he spend time kicking people off tuffets? Probably not in retrospect. Spider-man isn't allowed to do anything remotely resembling fun! I kid I kid. He's not the little emo boy he started off as though from time to time we still get an echo. We can just tell him to cheer up with this 100% cotton 30 single t-shirt! I would love to have a shirt made in my colors...wouldn't you? This t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt almost like it is made from spider silk! Wait...maybe that's what Spiderman does all day!

This is a great 100% cotton Star Wars Ship Diagrams 30 Single T-Shirt which shows off the schematics for the TIE Fighter X-Wing and Millennium Falcon. You see in the future having some lines pointing to random parts of the craft is enough for the engineers in Star Wars to put something together! No insert part A into slot B here folks...it's straight up cut and dry! I always wanted a TIE Fighter; mainly for the sound effect. Heck I wish my car would make that screaming noise of the twin-ion engine. I bet those things get great mileage. Oh and I almost forgot to mention - this shirt is made from a 30 single thread count making this shirt softer than the average tee.