Teenormous T-shirts

The famous sticker from the back of Obama's laptop, re-invented for accuracy in t-shirt form. From our perspective, the original picture does not depict the likes of Pac-Man; instead, closely resembles a ball and chain that will do everything in its power to prevent the rescue of a certain princess! We're setting the record straight.

From the newer, even more enhanced version of E.T. Changing guns to walkie talkies was only the beginning! Artwork by Glen Brogan.

Don't give the darkside a dramatic edge! With the new Lightsaber Glove Holster, your saber is guaranteed to stay fixed in your palm right where it belongs, or your money back. Order within the next 3 minutes and 42 seconds, and we'll send you an invisible force sample at no additional cost.

If you're wondering how those shadows are made, and other science facts, just repeat to yourself it's just a shirt, you should really just relax.

Step right up and win a prize. Don't shoot the fat guy with a mustache though!