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"""Ol Gramp's is still kinkier as ever"" My Grandpa Is Way Cooler Than Yours T-Shirt. From the twisted minds of 313 Clothing comes a new line of super soft offensive t-shirts that will have you in tears! These tees are 100% micro-polyester shell, 100% ring-spun cotton lining, 6 oz. luxuriously soft and heavyweight patented two-sided fabric, double needle sleeve and bottom hem. These Sublimation shirts are made from a special polyester/cotton blend the polyester is on the outside which is the only material that sublimation inks can adhere to.The inside is cotton. The most funny and comfortable shirt you will ever wear!"

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