We at FuckerCorp have received reports of "promiscuity" on the part of our popular FruitFucker brand automated juicer. As a result, we are recalling all existing models. We've taken this opportunity to improve the hydraulics and gripping power of America's favorite juicing apparatus.  The FruitFucker attacks again on the front of this black, heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt. The back has the Penny Arcade logo in white.  Also available as: Women's Tee

With a petulant shrug that delivers a precise "meh," let our tiny produce enthusiast disregard your loved ones.  100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black with the Fruit Fucker on the front and the Penny Arcade logo on the back.

He's back, and no vineyard is safe. Quickly, now - pack only what you need, and rush out to the waiting car. You may never see your home again.  100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Apocalypse design on the front. Penny Arcade logo on the back in red.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of the Amazing Spiderman....caught in the act! Of wall-crawling! Yep we finally caught the guy who's been sticking to the wall of your apartment building and...crying at all hours of the night. I mean I'm sure there's a legitimate reason behind all that... sobbing...but....At 3AM!?? Directly under your window!??? Do you really care about Uncle Ben or Mary Jane or....or Gwen something-something? No you don't. You just want your 8 hours; that's it. And you want it WITHOUT Spiderman screaming about his boss; the rent; his model girlfriend.

Ever been caught in the act? Well thats what happened to this joker – now he’s running scared. robot, fashion, cyber, exclusive, sci fi, ausven