He's back, and no vineyard is safe. Quickly, now - pack only what you need, and rush out to the waiting car. You may never see your home again.  100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Apocalypse design on the front. Penny Arcade logo on the back in red.

With a petulant shrug that delivers a precise "meh," let our tiny produce enthusiast disregard your loved ones.  100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black with the Fruit Fucker on the front and the Penny Arcade logo on the back.

We at FuckerCorp have received reports of "promiscuity" on the part of our popular FruitFucker brand automated juicer. As a result, we are recalling all existing models. We've taken this opportunity to improve the hydraulics and gripping power of America's favorite juicing apparatus.  The Fruit Fucker attacks again on the front of this black 100% cotton babydoll t-shirt. The back has the Penny Arcade logo in white.  Also available as: Men's Tee

We at FuckerCorp have received reports of "promiscuity" on the part of our popular FruitFucker brand automated juicer. As a result, we are recalling all existing models. We've taken this opportunity to improve the hydraulics and gripping power of America's favorite juicing apparatus.  The FruitFucker attacks again on the front of this black, heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt. The back has the Penny Arcade logo in white.  Also available as: Women's Tee

Fruits Basket Outline Baby Tee This is an officially licensed Fruits Basket Baby Tee.